Matthew Querzoli

About

I made this because I a) wanted to play around with CSS, b) was feeling the sweet pull of nostalgia (for DVDs) and c) because I'd love to go on leave.


All Out of Office Messages

  1. Hi! I am currently out of office and will be returning when I am back from leave. Regards, Leanne
  2. Hi! I am currently out of office on holiday and will be returning in January. Cheers! Mike
  3. Hi, I am on leave. I hope you have a Merry Christmas and see you next year! Kind regards, Mary
  4. I am currently out of office and not responding to emails. Please contact my team instead. Thanks, Kevin
  5. Hello, I am on a well-deserved break at the moment after a belter of a year. Contact me when I'm back. Best, Juan
  6. Alas, your email will not find me while there is a coconut in my hand and its oil on my body. Pauline
  7. Thanks for reaching out. I'm on leave, please contact Ben in my absence. Thanks! Cameron
  8. G'day - if you're contacting me because you were trying to get a hold of Cameron, don't bother. I'm also away. Cheers, Ben
  9. Yo - I'm up, up and away from this place for a while. Jenny - if this is you trying to follow up on that quarterly, it's not happening. Amanda
  10. Hello, if you're emailing me now, you should probably rethink your priorities. It's the end of the year! Take some time off, like me. Life's too short for work! Kenneth
  11. Hi! I'll get to this when I'm back. Probably. In all likelihood I'll probably ditch this place early into the New Year. It is one of my resolutions. Thanks! Cindy
  12. Hello, thanks for reaching out. I am not monitoring my inbox as I am in all likelihood 15 beers deep in Kuta. See you later, nerds! Tristan
  13. Hi, your email is important to me, but not as important as regaining my mental sanity over this holiday period. Best, Isabella
  14. I'm away, so leave me alone. Especially you, Hayley. Time to rely on yourself for once, you've only been in this role for 22 years! Thanks, Roger
  15. Bugger off, in the most HR-acceptable way possible. Lauren
  16. Nup. Whatever you sent me will not be looked at, and I won't go looking for it when I'm back, either. Catch ya later, suckers. Ben
  17. Hi! I am happy to say I will not be looking at this. Cheers! Deb
  18. Greetings - the email you have sent me will have the privilege of being mass-deleted by me on my first day back next year. Cheers, big ears! Paul
  19. No spreken ze English. Bye bye now. Harry

Cheers to the following