* in 2026

* THE MOST EXPLOSIVE EPISODE (esoteric MAFS graph website) EVER!

* God, why do I watch this show? I'd rather let 22 grown men on the footy field dictate my feelings than Gia and Bec

* Ostensibly, I don't even like drama but maybe I'm biologically wired to like drama

* I've got receipts but they're purely for tax purposes

* Ride or die (is just a way to say you'd blindly support someone even when they are in an unsupportable and untenable position; it lacks introspection and starves opportunity for feedback those closest to them)

* Empath (noun): No concept of empathy

* That's it, I've had enough of this shit *storms out to the lift to abandon the experiment, only to show my face next week like nothing happened*