Your password is not at least 8 characters long. Pretty self-explanatory, don't you think?
Your password does not contain numbers. Same with this one.
Your password does not contain special characters. And this.
Your password does not contain any uppercase letters. Yawn.
Your password does not contain any lowercase letters. C'mon.
Your password quite literally contains the word 'password'. You're a dickhead. JuSt ReAD tHe ReASoN.
Your password does not contain the name of any NSYNC members. Justin Timberlake, JC Chasez, Chris Kirkpatrick, Joey Fatone, or Lance Bass. Legends in their own lunchtimes.
Your password does not contain any swear words. Fuck, shit...all that fun stuff.
Your password has a series of sequential numbers. For the love of God, fix that shit. You have numbers that are in a row, like 1234.
Your password does not contain the winning margin of the famous 2005 AFL Grand Final. 4! COX THROWS IT ONTO THE LEFT. ONE LAST ROLE OF THE DICE FOR THE EAGLES! LEO BARRY YOU STAR!
Your password contains zero references to Jesus, you heathen. Christ/Jesus/Lord/God on a bike.
Your password contains racist terms. You need to check your morals more than your password. You've mentioned something like 'wog' or 'n*****' in your password.
Your password contains a penis. No wonder it's so insecure: it's short as. Remove that dick, cock, willy, prick, knob, rod or phallus reference.
Don't tell me your favourite number is 7? Be original. Get a new one. 11 - 4 = Not needed in your password.
Chuck a cheeky Avenger in there for some more security. Wrack your brains and think of an Avenger, or get out of that rock you're living under.
Oh boy. Your password contains the name of a dead Avenger. They're not going to be of much use. #thanosdidnothingwrong Sorry if you haven't seen Infinity War, but Spiderman (and some others) die at the end.
The brand of gel that Pauly D uses could help harden not just his follicles, but your password too. Spiker-Gel. Yes, I had to look that up too.
Genghis Khan conquered huge chunks of central Asia and China back in the day. He'd be a good addition to your password. Genghis. Motherfucking. Khan.
The name of the loveable volleyball companion to Tom Hanks would help keep your password from being lonely. That loveable blood-smeared volleyball was called 'Wilson.'
Your password should also be emotionally resilient. Tell it you love it, no matter what. Type: "I love you, Password."
Blue magic pill? Get your password to ingest that (think less Matrix and more Pfizer). Viagra, of course!
The Devil Wears _____ is a fantastic movie and should be referenced anywhere. Prada. Streep was stellar. Isn't she always? (rhetorical question)
How much does your password lift, bro? 10kg? 30kg? 200kg? Never skip password day. Bro. Like 2kg or 3kg. Or more, whatever. Gains.
Get a copyright symbol in there. Make it intellectually strong. ©
Alright. Go on. Chuck an emoji in there. 😂 🍆 💦 🔥. Yeet.
Garlic is strong. Hackers are pale, scrawny creatures, like vampires. Ward them off with it. Garlic. Duh.
"N-now th-that that don't kill me" once said the infamous Kanye West. What's the next line? "Can only make me stronger!"
A bit of Aussie music trivia. It's the only Midnight Oil song with the word 'strong' in the title. 'Only the Strong', off the legendary '10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1.'
What did Mr Strong eat that made him so thicc? Eggs. Too much to be healthy.
It seems you have slipped in a synonym for 'weak'. Purge the bad boy. Shit like: watery, washy, unaccented, light, fallible, frail, imperfect.
If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ____. Or a hacker. Wrench. The Ocho said so.
Tell you what's hard? Pistachio shells. Tell us your favourite nut. Mine, for example, is the almond.
The name of the strong little men that you hire to climb Everest with you. Empahsis on you. I've no wish to do that. Sherpas! Mad dogs.
Trivia time: How easy is it to keep a Prime Minister for a full term in office in Australia? a) Easy, b) Hard, c) Frigging impossible This will be news to the global audience, but it's B or C.
It's known as the black dog. A prick to get rid of, and like your password, your approach to mental health should be equally as strong. Depression and/or anxiety is a piece of shit. Take care of your body AND your mind.
"There's no aphrodisiac like..." Like what? Possibly a hard-to-crack password. You might want to check out the Whitlams for this answer. Loneliness!
This bone is tougher than concrete. Name it to shore your password up. Thigh/femur.
C'mon, mate. You've put a weak base/acid in your password. Get rid of it. Had to Google this one too: formic, acetic, trichloroacetic, hydrofluoricammonia, pyridine, ammoniu and hyroxide (among others).
You've got a piss-weak beer called Corona in your password. Exorcise it please. Corona is like flavoured water. Good for a session beer but not much else.