Matthew Querzoli

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This is simply a piss-take about your average INTERNET RECIPE blog post/Russian novel.

The page will infintely scroll and you will never arrive at a recipe nor incredient list.

AI was not used to generate any of the paragraphs. Took a bloody while, let me tell ya.

That's not to say cooks that do all the work to create recipes and share them online don't deserve the page views or ad revenue, but sometimes I wouldn't mind the recipe to appear in the same manner as my old footy coach wanted the small forwards to position themselves when a long kick came into the forward fifty: FRONT AND CENTER!