...chicken scratch... | sound | [N/A] | Undefinable, more of a noise. Used to alert other and Tysie to the fact he is sniffing around in bushes, or scratching himself.
"Dramatic pug"; "Drama llama" | phrase | [druh-mat-ik puhg] | When someone is being dramatic.
"Duck walk" | phrase | [duhk wawk] | When Tappy Time has concluded and time must be made up.
"Na brah" | phrase | [nah brah] | No.
"See you on the Christmas tree" | phrase | [N/A] | Something Gran says (undefinable).
"Swipe swipe, swipe swipe" | phrase/sing-a-long | [swahyp swahyp, swahyp swahyp] | Appreciation of a Christmas present; Hilton's contribution to said present.
"Tappy time" | phrase | [tap-ee tahym] | When someone is late (refer tappy).
"Thanks Mum!" | phrase | [thangks muhm] | Appreciation for something done by Hilton.
"The red thing"; "Red rocket" | phrase | [thee red thing] | Tysie's doodle (refer doodle).
"What's that screaming?" | phrase | [hwuhts that skree-ming] | Uttered whenever Hilton is playing his music.
"YOU {INSERT WORD/PHRASE}" | phrase | [N/A] | Used to fire something back at someone (example: "Are you ready?" No, YOU ready!)
👍🏼 | emoji | [N/A] | Hilton's standard emoji response, for the affirmative.
🖕🏼 | emoji | [N/A] | Hilton's standard emoji response, for the defensive.
dingbat | noun | [ding-bat] | A detestable term for Hilton.
dingleberry | noun | [ding-guhl-ber-ee] | When Tysie has poo stuck to his bum;
doodle | noun | [dood-l] | If someone is being silly; a poop (refer niggie).
doodoo; kip | noun | [doo-doo] | An afternoon nap.
dookie | noun | [dook-ee] | Anything that sticks out a little; the little bump of the back of Ryan's head.
fuck-knuckle | noun | [fuhk-nuhk-uhl] | Chloe's peak level of affection for Hilton.
goggles; goggaloos | noun | [gog-uhls] | What Chloe refers to as glasses.
hamin | noun | [ham-in] | When Hilton really gets confused (refer shamin).
hoolamachala | verb | [hoo-la-mach-uh-lah] | Hurry up - get on your bicycles!
Humbalumpa | verb | [huhm-bah-luhmp-uh] | Go.
just quickly | phrase | [juhst kwik-lee] | Slowly.
kom eetem de spraken | phrase | [N/A] | Another Chloe special - Come eat!
little | adjective | [lit-l] | Can be used to refer to anything from tiny to huge (example: A tiny coffee could be a quick takeaway or a long sit-down lunch).
longnecks | noun | [lawng-nek] | Giraffes (not to be confused with baby giraffes).
milton; biltong; eaton; pigeon; guilton; elton; hamilton; elton; clinton | noun | [N/A] | Hilton Orkin's various names (at the altar, coffee shops, etc).
mummying | noun | [mum-ee-ing] | Sleeping on your back and not moving - mostly for Hilton.
niggie | noun | [nig-gee] | When the pug poops, the last person to yell this out has to pick up the poo.
NOIIIICCEEE | adjective | [nooooois] | Historically, appreciation of a Christmas present.
noonkie | noun | [noon-kee] | I'm not even sure anymore.
padoonkie | noun | [pad-oon-ee] | A poop, typically the pug's.
rookie | noun | [rook-ee] | A misspelling of tookie/wookie. Also a television show.
shamin | noun | [sham-in] | When Hilton forgets all of the kids names and needs to call them something.
shink; shinkies; shinkalink; shinkadink; shinkalinky | noun | [shingk] | Shannon Orkin.
squish | noun | [skwish] | When someone is being cute, perhaps overly so.
taps; tips; tapsy; tipson | noun | [taps] | Taryn Orkin.
tookalook; tookalooks | noun | [took-A-look] | How Chloe refers to one of the clan (can be any of the siblings).
tookie; wookie; tysie; tooksie; pug; puggles; puglet; the pug; pugloot; little face; handsome; bobbinhead; zootie | noun | [tuuk-ee] | The family dog/prince/icon, Tyson Orkin.
twinkie | noun | [twin-kee] | A twinkie.
W | letter | [duhb-uhl-yoo] | When you can't say the the work 'walk' in front of Tysie.
weenie | noun | [ween-ee] | Scaredy-cat (do NOT say to Chloe Orkin).